Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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