hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
PANTIES FOUND
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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