His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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