I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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