I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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