it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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