i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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