the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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