i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I believe in your delicious
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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