before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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