No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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