she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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