@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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