why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am one with the molecules
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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