So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
