You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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