Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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