Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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