Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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