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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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