Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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