the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Congratulations! We have a period
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