That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
