OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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