i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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