Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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