it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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