are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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