Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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