Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
