is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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