I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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