I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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