i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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