you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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