you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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