the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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