Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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