I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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