great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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