ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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