why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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