glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I think I sprained my soul last night
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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