it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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