Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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