she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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