my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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