I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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