Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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