Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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