i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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