On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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