i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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